Brian Gille

Ro- Let's get through with the mandatory info. name, age, city and sponsors.

Name’s Brian Gille, 18, San Diego. Sponsors currently being Utility, DC Shoes, and the guys from Crailtap hook me up with some shit.

Ro- So why do you like to kill every spot switch? Is switch really that easy for you?

HAH! YEAH RIGHT! Some things are just easier switch. know what I mean.

Ro- How's the motivation factor for you skating with Jimmy Cao and Jamie Palmore all the time?

Those are my favorite skaters to watch man. Jimbalaya always getting buttery footage, Big Red skating like no one else. Homies get down. Oh yeah, every time they’re at Poway Park, its like watching a demo.

Ro- How's your tooth now since Billy chipped that shit? How did it happen and did you get it fixed?

Oh fuckkkkkk you don’t even know! It was fourth of July and in Mira Mesa they throw this big event where everyone comes together. Barbecues, chillen, eating, and they got these crazy rides too. But anyways, I was getting my drink on…enjoying a couple of alcoholic beverages here and there. So the fireworks start, and I see my good buddy old pal Billy sitting on some skateboards as a chair. So I’m like “Billy..let me get two of those boards to sit on.” Billy hands the boards right over his shoulder…and right into my face. Chipping my tooth. I was like “FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKK BILLLY!?!” And let me remind you, the fireworks are still going on. While everyone was drunk and hyped watching the fireworks in the air…I’m bummed on life because of my chipped tooth. And that was my second time chipping it, but the first time is a whole another story. HAH. I didn’t get it fixed for like 2 months. So a lot of people were callin me “Chip” for awhile. But I got that shit fixed, so I’m lookin’ fresh for the ladies.

NOLLIE HALF CAB FLIP

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Ro- Another mandatory skate question real quick. I like to throw them in randomly so the interviews won't be boring. Who are your top 5 skaters your feeling?
Alex Caceres, Jimmy Cao, Jamie Palmore, Nick Lamb, and Kevin Cabardo. Not necessarily in that order. But sk858 all day.

Ro- Would you bone a transvestite if it looked like Jessica Alba?

Shit im down to beat guts as long she never told me. I mean what you don’t know, wont hurt you right? HAH!... I mean fuck! Have you seen that new Jessica Alba movie coming out…its called “Good Luck Chuck” Well anyways she’s lookin real buttery in it. REAL BUTTTTTERY!

Ro- You seem fearless at skating gnarly shit all the time. What goes on in your mind? Have you been caught masturbating by your mom when you were young to dispel this fear?

HAHHHHHHHH FUCK THAT! I’m definitely not the gnarliest skater. You’ll never catch me skating 13 stair handrails and shit. But when I try to film some shit, I just got to put those headphones on. Get some Sharon and the Dap Kings or Jackson 5 goin or anything that gets me hyped. And then just try to stick the trick and hopefully I roll away, right? When I’m skating, I seriously don’t think of anything. Just a blank page. Oh shit, moms caught me a gang load of times chokin the chicken. But I don’t think it took the fear of skating away.

Ro- Sorry for the vulgar language. So... who's your favorite porn star of all time you’re feeling at the moment?

Anyone on bangbust.com! HAHH. RIGHT CRADY!?!?!?!

9. What the craziest thing you've seen or experienced in your young illustrious life? The viewers want to know. Like some midget sex, lesbians using hydra dildos. It doesn't have to be as gnarly as my examples. Those are best case scenarios to talk about if they happened.

WELL FUCKKKKK. Ummm..i guess as far as sex I’m your normal missionary position doode. But I’d say the gnarliest thing I’ve ever experienced was on December 8th, 2000, the day I broke my ankle. I broke it pretty bad just trying to feeble some stupid handrail. But the doctors had to put my ankle back into place while I was awake. They had to get like 10 nurses to hold me down because I was going crazy trying to plead them to put me to sleep before they did it. But for some stupid shit, till this day I don’t know why, they had to keep me awake. So after they calmed me down, the doctor put it back into place while I was awake. Worst pain I’ve ever felt in my life.

Ro- How's it being a freshmen in college at STDSU( San Diego State University)? Are there any hot sluttys in your classes?

Let me tell you, I probably fall in love ten times a day looking at girls. I bet all those girls are freaks. Just got to bring it out of them…even the shy ones. I bet their the freakaleak ones. KNOW WHAAA I MEEEEEEEEN!...

Ro- I heard people have sex all the time in the top of the library. You plan on adding to the stigma of that myth?

I wouldn’t doubt it. Im always down to get down at random spots. As long as the girl wasn’t fucking every guy she saw in sight.

Ro- Just so the audiences know gay, straight or bi? I've been asking some personal questions so I want the people to know were you stand.
You have to pick one hahaha.

Straight as a line! I mean if your down for that other stuff, that’s your decision, I’m not hating. But I like girls, and only girls.

Ro- How do you like the interview so far?

Sounds just like another normal conservation with my buddy old pal Rogene here.

Ro- What are you hyped on right now in your life that you would like to speak to the world about?

Shit…hmm…Im pretty much hyped on living in general. Being able to skate, chill with the homies, its always a good time. If I had to give any advice to anyone, it would probably be…to live it up while your young. You’re only young once. So smoke weed, drink beer, and skate fast. VERY VERY FAST!

Ro- Last words, shout outs, death threats? The floor is yours buddy!

All the homies in Mira Mesa. SK858! Everyone I see at Poway on the usual. That’s pretty much it. Lates. {c}