COREY DUFFEL

We've decided to take a diferent route with the pro-interview thing, so Steve had Corey tell us one of his many tour stories.

So there i was.

It all started about a year ago, it was a hot summer in AZ. Tuscon to be specific. I was on a a quick weekend tour with some dudes from Tumyeto.. Slash, Nuge, Ragdoll, Baca, and maybe some more.

So we tried to skate, but that place is hot as balls. We were pretty much over it.

One evening we decided to hit the town, go out for some summertime fun. Hit up some babes and get into some trouble and what not. The typical night for a bunch of rotten skateboarders.

The funny thing is, we never even made it far that night. On our way to the bar, we ran into some goodtimes. So there i am driving the shitty tour van, focking out to Sabbath or some shit. And I tell ya this, when ya in a van with all those cats that have that long ass hair, and ya got metal playing, all ya see is a wave of hair swaying back and forth. It's pretty wicked!

Well as I'm driving, I see two victims riding bicycles on the other side of the street. One is some burnt lookin cruster punk. And he's with what looks like his bitch.

It gets stuck in the axle of the van. So Nuge gets out and pulls the
bike out from under the van.

The other guys are down the road fucking with this dude still.

They come back to the van after a while. They all hop in, we blast the
Sabbath and head to the store to get some brews and laugh about the
times we just had.

It was also rad, cause the girl on the bike took off, and totally
ditched her dude.

The next day as were driving past where the incident happened. we see
the bike all fucked up, locked to a telephone pole.

It was a smashing time! ............{C}

So I hollar at that slag. I yell somethin obscene at her. Ya know like
"flash ya gash", or "c'mon baby lets fuck."

Some kinda crap like that. Jus havin' a good time fuckin around.

And she gets bummed, but her retard lover boy gets even more
frustrated.

He decides he wants to be fuckin romeo tough guy. He rides to the van
fast and pissed off. We're at a stop sign. So he catches up. He hops off
his bike and decides to yell some shit and kicks the van.

Right as he kicked the van, i think he saw that it was a van full of
angry lookin rockers.

His face dropped and he took off running.

Sure enough, most of the guys in the van jump out and start chasing
this mark ass bitch.

While he is running off, his bike is left in the street.

Its only Nuge and I in the van.

And from behind me i hear. Run it over!

So I floor the van and smash the shit outta his bike.

I run over back and forth a few times, and destroy the shit outta it.