D. How do you manage to go to UCSD, skateboard, and still fuck bitches?
W: Well its all about time management I guess. No, I dunno this question's weird. I can say that coming to UCSD was epic for skating cuz this campus is like a spread out skatepark. As far as girls, I guess working the sorority pocket of what these universities have to offer. I dunno how to answer this.
D. Is it true you shop exclusively at whole foods?
W: No. I may be on Organika but it does not mean I've got the ambition or the bank roll to pursue that kind of healthy lifestyle. although come to think about it, I might aspire to that some day soon.
D: Have you ever traded product for sex? If so, what was the product and how was the sex? Does more product equal better sex?
W: Yes, no, well kind of. Call it a fair exchange of sorts, but it's not that straight forward. Some chick sweatshirts, shoes, they can get hyped. I'm not that boss though, it doesn't really happen like that.
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D: Rumor has it you played a small role in Little Children?
W: Go peep it. Kate Winslet gets buck and has sex. On top of that it's just a really epic movie. One of those eye opening flicks. Just close your eyes when David Cole and I appear and run our mouths.
D: What's it like having two first names?
W: It sucks. I've had so many substitute teachers and random people really try to challenge the written order of my names. Like, "are you surrrrre Ryan isnt your first name?"
D. Is it true that your first time in San Diego you got way too drunk and passed out 2 blocks from the party and was woken up by police officers telling you that the neighbors thought you were a dead person?
W: You know, things happen. I probably should have taken that as a sign to not later move down here, but oh well, things have been going fine, knock on wood. and no, it wasn't quite 2 blocks away.
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D. I heard you're a fan of licking ass hole.
W: No comment. dude, things happen, moments get caught up. but I'll say no, i'm not a fan, exactly...
or to quote my good pal andy, "dude, if the chicks hot, licking ass is all good." I'm not sure yet if I agree.
D. What the new film project, and how are things going with Organika?
W: I'm really hyped to be working with everyone at Kayo on a new Organika video that's in the works! Been filming everyday with that project in mind and I think its going to be pretty cool! I'm psyched!
D. Have you taken a trip to babylon yet?
W: Oh my god. But it might be necessary for me to get there before I can legitimately ride for Organika.
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D: What are your thoughts about ryan sheckler?
W: Oh god. it would be more appropriate to write like a 10 page analytic essay to explain my thoughts on him. i've decided to just not care. he rips, i'll ignore the soap opera setting he puts his skateboarding into to millions of americans. fuck it.
D: Who are the homies you skate with on a daily basis?
W: Dude i'm hyped on everyone i get to skate with down here. Namely john lups, david cole(watch out for him) and recently the illa by name of dave abair who's been lurking here in SD for a gooood amount of time (come back fool), plus some of my best friends who've migrated down south from my home town as well. but ya, on top of that everyone i get the opportunity to share epic sessions with randomly, and mad love to everyone at Kayo, daughters, and all the homies there!
D: Any plans for going to the east coast in the near future?
W
: Mos def.
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D: Any dudes coming up in the bay area, also in San Diego?
W: Hell yes! watch out for nathan porter, errol langdon, Major Jones, D, dude, too many to name. as for SD, there literally are WAY too many to name. thats why i've been so hyped on coming down here! theres so much inspiration coming from the underground here, its gets you amped to skate! From jimmy carlin to Cao, from Kellen to kenny hoyle. jaime palmore, Wes, marius, surrey, gille, chris troy, nick tucker, SHURIKEN, jordan taylor, and of course Johnny lups! Dude i'm still forgetting so many right there . the next generation of skateboarding is here for sure.
D: Who was the first pro you met?
W: It was either Karl Watson or Salman Agah.
D: Do you feel your gignerness helps you with the ladies?
W:
Naw, i don't know how crazy about the fire crotch most ladies out there are. Its not exactly what draws them in
D: Do you prefer southern cali or northern cali? and specify on the burritos.
W: Northern cali. but I love it down here in SD too. As far as burritos? Sorry SD, you just can't touch SF and Oakland cutty burrito spots. you just can't.